We didn't rug.
We just whoops'd.

Every transaction comes with a complimentary "Whoops." Laser eyes. Clown nose. Wrong wallet. Our mascot sent his life savings to a burn address — and so might you.

* Button may relocate. Terms whoops. Laser eyes not financial advice.

$4.2M

TVL (probably)

Total Whoops

"I meant to send $5. Not $50,000."

$WHOOPS / USD +12.4%

$0.0042

PRICE

$420K

MARKET CAP

$69,420

24H VOLUME

847

ACCIDENTS TODAY

"We didn't rug.
We just whoops'd."

Founded when our CEO pasted the wrong wallet at 3AM. Instead of fixing it, we launched a token. Every swap triggers a soft "whoops" on-chain (trust us). Roadmap subject to inversion. Responsibility: zero. Laser eyes: always on.

Roadmap

Carefully planned. Frequently inverted.

Q1 · DONE

Launch Token

Deploy on Solana. Accidentally on 3 other chains. Whoops.

Q2 · DONE

CEX Listing

Application sent to Pizza Hut. Got a coupon. Whoops.

Q3 · MAYBE

Whoops Insurance

Premiums to wrong wallet. Claims denied. Whoops.

Q4 · WHO KNOWS

Global Domination

Dominated a Discord with 47 members instead.

Contract

Copy at your own risk. Checksum whoops'd twice.

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